34 Lucky Chairs and still unlucky

Sometimes people setup lucky chairs to get more people comming through shops and to introduce them to products that they would otherwise not had purchased. I arrived at Fantasy Land and was shocked to see 34 chairs all lined up shouting about their magical letters. Even more surprising, not a single one had the letter that my name began with. It wasn’t too long before a chair changed to “D” and I won a Tiki Sauna claimed to be worth 200 L$ with full permissions. Yard sale anyone? The vast number of chairs seems to take all of the fun out of it. I have three lucky chairs myself and I thought I was over doing it.