Outdated Printing Press

I’ve noticed the other day that someone had a THiNC printing press that looked so modern, that it put mine to shame. I hadn’t realized that there was an upgrade for it. My old printing press looks similar to the first printing press from the colonial days of America. The new ones have reems of paper spinning through a computerized unit that prints words on them without the need for human interaction. It looks so cool. I love shiny gadgets and I’ll be happy to get rid of the old wooden printing press. No more manual labor for me!